Hair

Recently I've wondered why God decided to surprise us with hair in random locations as we aged.

Periodically, I will see a mutant white hair spiraling out of control from the top of my head. Besides its bizarre twisted form, it is twice the girth of its neighbors. And, it appears to have grown an inch overnight.

Then there's the hair that has taken up occupancy in and on my ears. I didn't used to have hair there. Why are you there, little nasty ear hairs? Fortunately my problems are minor compared to this poor fellow:

Eyebrow hair is another issue I've started to have to deal with. Again, my problems aren't nearly as bad as this poor dude that made it to the Guiness Book of World Records. Over 3 inches. Wow. Maybe the guy doesn't need his shades anymore?

Andy Rooney has quite a set of brows himself...

Of course there's back hair, which probably affects more men (and their poor wives) than we'll ever know.

I'm pretty sure unwanted hair is just more evidence of God's sense of humor.